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meritcarrot
10 November 2011 @ 01:19 am
oh my god oh my god oh my god

i am so in love
!!!! alyse is by far the best girl i have ever met ever. and so fucking cute. killll meeeee.

moving back to iowa :)~
 
 
meritcarrot
07 October 2011 @ 01:12 am
moved to chicago.

dating a girl and totally in love with her, she's fucking perfect... i dunno. sold 100%, i never want anything else.

live is good! my new house is pretty awesome and my roommates are okay. i am falling the fuck asleep. love, merit
 
 
meritcarrot
15 September 2011 @ 09:24 am
making an effort not to do the uhaul thing, but this girl, dang

moving soooo soon. why the fuck didn't i meet her sooner?
 
 
meritcarrot
10 September 2011 @ 07:17 pm
found a real, awesome roommate in chicago

met a girl last night, slept together while spooning/while holding hands which was the sweetest thing ever. there was nothing weird or nervous there at all. she has a kathleen hanna tattoo. oh, fuck, oh, wow.
 
 
meritcarrot
18 August 2011 @ 11:13 am
PROS:

new possibly awesome party roommate wants to find a cheap place in pilsen starting in october
19 and bisexual
likes dogs
already hit on me via facebook chat

CONS:

19 and "bisexual"
not that attractive
already cemented the fact that i am old enough to buy her booze
already hit on me via facebook chat


GUESS WHAT BITCHES I'M MOVING

also i looked for jobs on the internet yesterday and really just spent two hours filling out participation forms for different medical experiments. $$$ the weird way.
 
 
 
meritcarrot
15 August 2011 @ 06:11 pm
just remembered tegan and sara and got turned gay all over again.
 
 
meritcarrot
02 August 2011 @ 01:16 am
i gotta forewarn you that we are pretty high so sorry if this post sucks bad:

so i'm at sophie's this week "working" at girls rock chicago and (as always duhz) having the most fun of forever. i am not getting paid but i feel like it's worth the dollars per hour to actually feel like a person for once instead of an alien. i'm totally the weirdest person at my actual jobs but here i don't even turn heads :)

last night sophie and i went out and met some random twins, one was gay and one was a total lesbro, and their awkward nerd friend. we went to some bar where some guy was starting barfights with everyone, and i made out with his date while he was too busy arguing with some dudes! then we went to a bar for 50yo gay guys and it was pretty enjoyable. sophie did some cool stuff, we had a great time.

here are some pictures = a shirt i made for my girls rock band (the name is top secret) and me with some kids at my lemme school. we were all super excited about classroom cleanout day.



 
 
meritcarrot
25 July 2011 @ 01:24 pm
so two nights ago i met the most attractive girl i've probably ever met. she had this great laugh and right away told me she was tougher than i am! and told me a billion hilarious stories, including ones about barfing all over herself which SOUNDS unappealing, but the fact that she just didn't care was amazing.
she asked me what my favorite color was and accused me of being a hipster when i said gray, but then turned around and said hers was either rainbow or metallic purple? i mean, really, this girl was amazing. she's also gorgeous and knows everything about everything, oh boy. she likes the pixies and lcd soundsystem and the twilight zone!
i talked to her for two hours, and the whole time she kept giggling and touching my knee and shit, and i went home with my heart all dizzy, but then her facebook told me she was interested in men and her roommates told me she had been raised conservatively religious. :-/

i texted her though, and she invited me to some play she's in next weekend. i'm just gonna say though, based on body language and the fact that she asked why i left without getting her number, i think her facebook doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about. i am gunna marry this girl cuz she is phenomenal. she is so mutherfucking cute.


last night sophie and i went on a crazy adventure and swam in a couple fountains and the pool at the old folks' home. when we were walking home, some guy invited us into his tiny apartment for drinks; turns out he was a middle school teacher who had stayed up until one snorting coke by himself on a sunday night.

thanks for being full of magic, universe!
 
 
meritcarrot
22 June 2011 @ 02:22 am
there are so many things to write about, it's kind of overwhelming. so all i really have to say is that my house has been overrun by bugs, but it's not like a normal bug thing, it's a huge variety of bugs and only one or two of each type. a large centipede and a spider are in front of the sink in my bathroom. just took a cockroach off the ceiling. whyyyyyyyy

tonight buttons chased a raccoon up a tree. hannah and i went over to see what was up, and the raccoon ran down the tree and chased us, right up the stairs onto hannah's second story porch. i thought when we finally got to the stairs that we were fine, but it came up them and across the porch at us, growling and chuffing. so i threw a box of laundry soap at it and started yelling and it finally scooted. what a freaky thing.

also, you wanna hear about some freaky drug math? this morning, i took adderol. i drank three cups of coffee, but i didn't really eat all day. tonight i drank a bottle of wine in about half an hour, and i remained totally sober the entire time and had no effects from the alcohol afterwards. what is this witch craftery? i feel like i should have been HAMMERED.
 
 
meritcarrot
24 May 2011 @ 02:11 pm
i have been way more paranoid than usual lately, everywhere i go i am afraid of getting ... i dunno. attacked, i guess. i was changing today at the pool, getting a lot of shitty stares, and i just felt so hopeless and freaked out. and last night walking, hannah and i kept passing boys and they terrified me.
it's dumb. i want to be so brave. i am not.
i need to stop smoking weed.